How I ship John&Dave
Bonus:
weener cousins
i was laughing so hard about the update that i had to make a comic about it
but this weekend is my dad’s shift
so i decided to draw it on paper and take a picture with it on my shitty laptop cam.
KARKAT: LISTEN, OK, I UNDERSTAND, TEREZI IS A SMOKIN HOT BABE, WE ALL GET THAT.
DAVE: what the hell am i even hearing right now.
KARKAT: ITS OBVIOUS THAT WE CANT JUST BOTH WAIT FOR ONE OF US TO GET OVER HER.
DAVE: dude, just stop.
KARKAT: CAN IT, IM NOT DONE.
KARKAT: ITS TIME WE SETTLED THIS LIKE ADULTS, IT CAN ONLY GO DOWN HILL FROM HERE AND WE SHOULD SETTLE THIS PEACE FULLY.
DAVE: i want no part of this at all.
KARKAT: LISTEN, IM HERE TO NEGOTIATE ITS COOL BRO. WHAT I PROPOSE IS SIMPLE.
KARKAT: WE SHARE HER.
KARKAT: NOW THAT WE ARE DATING THE SAME GIRL, WE ARE TECHNICALLY ALMOST WEENER COUSINS
KARKAT: AND WHERE I COME FROM THIS BOND RIGHT HERE…
KARKAT: STRONGER THEN MOIRALGENCE SHIP
weener cousins
i was laughing so hard about the update that i had to make a comic about it
but this weekend is my dad’s shift
so i decided to draw it on paper and take a picture with it on my shitty laptop cam.
KARKAT: LISTEN, OK, I UNDERSTAND, TEREZI IS A SMOKIN HOT BABE, WE ALL GET THAT.
DAVE: what the hell am i even hearing right now.
KARKAT: ITS OBVIOUS THAT WE CANT JUST BOTH WAIT FOR ONE OF US TO GET OVER HER.
DAVE: dude, just stop.
KARKAT: CAN IT, IM NOT DONE.
KARKAT: ITS TIME WE SETTLED THIS LIKE ADULTS, IT CAN ONLY GO DOWN HILL FROM HERE AND WE SHOULD SETTLE THIS PEACE FULLY.
DAVE: i want no part of this at all.
KARKAT: LISTEN, IM HERE TO NEGOTIATE ITS COOL BRO. WHAT I PROPOSE IS SIMPLE.
KARKAT: WE SHARE HER.
KARKAT: NOW THAT WE ARE DATING THE SAME GIRL, WE ARE TECHNICALLY ALMOST WEENER COUSINS
KARKAT: AND WHERE I COME FROM THIS BOND RIGHT HERE…
KARKAT: STRONGER THEN MOIRALGENCE SHIP
